A cute joke...

Priest & Rabbi

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.

After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, 'Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?'

The rabbi responded, 'Yes, that is still one of our laws.'

The priest then asked, 'Have you ever eaten pork?'

To which the rabbi replied, 'Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.'

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, 'Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?'

The priest replied, 'Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.'

The rabbi then asked him, 'Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?'

The priest replied, 'Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.'

The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes.

Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats the shit out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

SSDD (Same Shit, Different Day)

When I was in junior high, there was a fad called "Slan Books". Kids would make little pamphlets from notebook paper. These where pages cut in half, folded nicely and stapled at the spine. The umnpopular kids each had a page and were slandered. (It kind of reminds me of listening to Ruch except Rush is more intelligent.) The bullies and their sycophants enjoyed this greately.

Technology advances and we've gone beyond "Slan Books", BBSs and email to slandering FaceBook entries, blogs and web pages.

Sigh.

"Same Shit, Different Day" and the pain inflicting goes on. I can only hope that some of these little turds are still slandering after they turn 18 and thus can be sued...