Religions of the World

Here are two versions of this joke:

                     Religions of the World

           TAOISM:  "Shit happens."

         HINDUISM:  "This shit has happened before."

     CONFUCIANISM:  Confucius say, "Shit happens."

         BUDDHISM:  "If shit happens, it isn't really shit."

              ZEN:  "What is the sound of shit happening."

JEHOVAH'S WITNESS:  Knock, Knock. "Shit happens."

          ATHEISM:  "There is no shit."

      AGNOSTICISM:  "I don't know whether shit happens."

    PROTESTANTISM:  "Shit won't happen if I work harder."

      CATHOLICISM:  "If shit happens, I deserved it."

          JUDAISM:  "Why does shit always happen to us?"

RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD


Taoism: Shit happens.

Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Confusianism: Confucius says: shit happens

Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.

Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?

Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.

TV Evangalism: Send more shit.

Atheism: No shit.

Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Jehovahs Witness: Knock, knock, shit happens.

Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.